"Psychoterrorists" duet

by Barry Drogin

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ACT TWO, SCENE 1 (from "The Psychoterrorists")

EVE:(on phone)                       TRIO:(as phone voice)
Hello.  It's Eve.
                                     Oh, hi.
How's my great friend doing?
                                     Well, I've problems, problems,
Problems, problems...                problems, problems...
                                     Blah, blah, blah...
Oh really?                           Blah...
Oh no!                               Blah...
Oh good for you!                     Blah...
Now ask me how I am.
                                     What?
Now ask me how are you.
                                     Huh?
                                     Oh, well.
                                     How are you?
I'm...  I'm...
Fine.
                                     Great!
Wonderful, I guess.
                                     Uh-huh.
Adam's so enjoying what he's doing.
                                     I understand.
                                     I remember blah, blah, blah...
Oh did you?                          Blah...
Oh yes!                              Blah...
Oh what a thrill!                    Blah...
Well actually I should say...
                                     What?
Well actually I confess...
                                     Huh?
                                     Oh hell.
                                     What's the matter?
I'm...  I'm...
Worried.
                                     Yes.
Miserable at times.
                                     Oh dear.
Adam can be selfish and unfeeling.
                                     I sympathize.
                                     I remember blah, blah, blah...
How tragic!                          Blah...
I see!                               Blah...
That's terrible!                     Blah...
Now that I think it...
                                     What?
Now I remember...
                                     Huh?
                                     Oh boy.
                                     What's the dirt?
I'm...  I'm...
Panicked.
                                     Oh!
I'm a nervous wreck.
                                     Me, too!
Maybe I should end this relationship.
                                     I back you up.
                                     I remember blah, blah, blah...
The bastard!                         Blah...
The nerve!                           Blah...
The arrogance!                       Blah...
I'm still undecided...
                                     What?
I will think about it.
                                     Huh?
I'm...  I'm...
Waiting.
                                     For?
I simply can't decide.
                                     You can't?
We're planning a vacation together.
                                     Just what you need.
                                     I remember blah, blah, blah...
But then I...                        Blah...
But then...                          Blah...
But, but, but,                       Blah...
Wait!
                                     We'll talk.
                                     Gotta run.
                                     Thanks for calling!
Yes!
(Hangs up.)
How wonderful
To have such great friends
Who always...
(Not sure this is a good idea:)
Agree.

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