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February 13, 2012, midnight

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Mission Statement Change Will Threaten Accreditation

After trying to change the mission statement on the Cooper Union website, the administration has learned that it's not that simple: the Middle States Association will require a process to institute such a change. This process is exactly the process Bharucha announced in his Presidential Address on December 13, 2011.

In 1998, the Middle States Association criticized The Cooper Union for not having a clear mission statement, so over the next two years one was developed by all of the stakeholders - students, faculty, alumni, and staff - and ratified by the Board of Trustees in 2000. Its two paragraphs are:

Through outstanding academic programs in architecture, art and engineering, The Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art prepares talented students to make enlightened contributions to society.

The College admits undergraduates solely on merit and awards full scholarships to all enrolled students. The institution provides close contact with a distinguished, creative faculty and fosters rigorous, humanistic learning that is enhanced by the process of design and augmented by the urban setting. Founded in 1859 by Peter Cooper, industrialist and philanthropist, The Cooper Union offers public programs for the civic, cultural and practicable enrichment of New York City.
Like charter revision, one cannot elide "awards full scholarships to all enrolled students" without a formal process - proceeding down the path of what President Bharucha calls "the reinvention of The Cooper Union."
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Alumni Council Unanimously Approves No Tuition Resolution

School of Humanities, Student Councils to Follow

As a follow-up to a draft resolution proposed at a special January meeting, at its February 8, 2012, meeting, the Alumni Council, elected representatives of the Cooper Union Alumni Association, unanimously approved a resolution in support of maintaining The Cooper Union as a college that charges no tuition to all of its students.

The process by which the wording of the final resolution was achieved was perhaps as unique as The Cooper Union itself. The President of the Alumni Council initially asked the Chair of the Communications Committee to draft a resolution. This draft was debated at the January meeting, and in mass e-mails within the Council. From this process two or three alternate drafts were created. At the Alumni Council meeting, members selected paragraphs and sentences from different versions, debated the order and proper wording of each phrase, and finally arrived at a consensus.

Although discussion of the resolution again started late in the agenda, the Council was determined to finalize the resolution before the Phonathon, with members vowing to not leave the room until the document was finished. As the official meeting time passed, the members continued to work on each sentence, phrase, and word. At the end, the final text was read aloud and was passed unanimously by all present, with no objections and no abstentions. The final text will be available soon, and there are plans to publish the text in The New York Times.

According to a report from Friends of Cooper Union, the School of Humanities, the Art Student Council, and the Joint Student Council are preparing similar resolutions in support of the mission statement of the college.

Activists Occupy Wreath-Laying Ceremony with Balloons

Activists may have let the Founder's Day party pass, but the wreath-laying ceremony in Peter Cooper Park was taken over by balloons with the words, "110 Years Free," as evidenced by this slide show posted on Flickr by Friends of Cooper Union. Posters and painted bodies made the protest impossible to ignore. The New York Times covered the protest in their local blog.


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The administration's original strategy was just to cite the Deed of Trust of the college, which does not require that The Cooper Union's art, architecture, and engineering programs be free. But the very reason the administration gave in their cy pres petition to mortgage the Chrysler Building and take out the loan to start construction of the NAB too early - to not do so would hurt the college's ability to maintain its accreditation - is now exactly what stands in the way of Cooper changing its mission statement in order to start charging tuition.

To this end, the stakeholders of The Cooper Union - students, faculty, alumni, and staff - have enormous power and clear standing to refuse to allow the administration to use it to push through a change - any change - in the mission statement.

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Original Analyses, Research, and Reporting (click here for abstracts)

Past
  • 2007 Strategy
  • Deficit Spending
  • Timeline
  • HEPI
  • Inauguration 10/18
  • Bharucha
  • Payroll
  • Trustees
  • Halloween 10/31
  • Bharucha Q&A
  • Narratives
  • Reinvention
  • Open Forum 11/8
  • Epstein Q&A
  • Fee vs. Tuition
  • WNYC 11/23
  • Cooper Voices
  • PR Questions
  • Summit 12/5
  • Summary
  • PPS1, PPS2, PDF
  • FLV1,FLV2,FLV3
  • Selected Slides
  • Address 12/13
  • Urtak Poll
  • Fantasy Address
  • Summary 12/16
  • Board Summary
  • PR Questions 2
  • Administrators
  • Future
  • Scenarios
  • The Deadline

  • Infographics - click on pic for first draft (1/23/12) of infographics by Matt Arnold AR '82 depicting Real Estate, Investment, Expenses and Revenues
    02-04-2012 A Fiduciary Timeline (rev 2) - Cooper's march to bankruptcy
    01-31-2012 The Deadline (rev 1) - would a five-year plan be sufficient?
    01-28-2012 Counter-Narratives to the Administration Narrative (rev 5) - a baker's dozen
    01-28-2012 Scenarios for End Times (rev 4) - don't say you weren't warned
    01-27-2012 Hide the Salami (rev 1) - Board Statement and Summary
    01-23-2012 Don't Worry, Be HEPI - how to portray an increase as a reduction
    01-15-2012 Becoming the Story - administrators who draw attention to themselves
    01-15-2012 The New Colossus - on reinventing The Cooper Union
    01-12-2012 Further questions the Office of Public Relations refused to answer
    12-28-2011 Summary of the Summary - of the December 5 Summit
    12-10-2011 Urtak Poll - what you think
    12-10-2011 (spreadsheet)
    12-09-2011 My Fantasy Presidential Address - if it were only so
    12-09-2011 Selected Community Summit Slides - the short version
    12-07-2011 Great Hall Financial presentation (silent, PDF, video1,2,3) - socko multi-media show
    12-02-2011 Questions the Office of Public Relations refused to answer - past, present, and future
    11-28-2011 Cooper Voices - eloquence, passion, and moving anecdotes
    11-27-2011 Do You Want Deficit With That? (rev 2) - inside the financial statements
    11-27-2011 (spreadsheet)
    11-27-2011 The Real Bharucha - what you'd rather not know
    11-24-2011 Fee vs. Tuition (rev 3) - why words matter
    11-20-2011 The Halloween Massacre (rev 5) - the opening salvo
    11-19-2011 Cooper Payroll - The Monkey on Their Back (rev 2) - non-academic bloat
    11-19-2011 (spreadsheet)
    11-18-2011 Questions answered by Chair Epstein - all 6 AP questions asked and answered
    11-17-2011 Trustees Mainly Board Junkies - just another not-for-profit to them
    11-17-2011 (spreadsheet.)
    11-14-2011 Cooper's Strategy through 2007 - Alum Pres observes Board before the crash

    We make mistakes, and we're continuously trying to make this better. If you read or see something that you know is wrong or that you think could be better, don't write us off - write to the Publisher.


    Everything started with The Halloween Massacre. Then came Counter-Narratives to the Administration Narrative, followed by Questions answered by Chair Epstein. By this time, The Alumni Pioneer was born.

    The first version of Scenarios for End Times followed next, then Fee vs. Tuition, along with Cooper's Strategy through 2007, written by Don Toman, former Alumni Association President. Finally, the first analyses, Cooper Payroll - The Monkey on Their Back (and its spreadsheet) and Trustees Mainly Board Junkies (and its spreadsheet), were published.

    The Thanksgiving break was a major time for The Alumni Pioneer, with the initial publication of Do You Want Deficit With That? (and its spreadsheet). At the end of the long weekend, The Real Bharucha was published. Within a week the two had garnered over 400 downloads each.

    On Monday we changed tack with the inspiring Cooper Voices and published questions the Office of Public Relations refused to answer when, given three days to respond, well, the Office of Public Relations refused to respond to our questions.

    We posted The Deadline on the morning of the Great Hall Financial presentation on December 5, 2011. (Silent and PDF versions were posted two days later, and Selected Community Summit Slides two days after that).

    Dr. Bharucha enjoyed reading our publisher's Fantasy Presidential Address, but laughed it off. We took a snapshot of the Urtak Poll. The Board stayed on schedule and published their December 16 report on the financial crisis. This led the Cooper Union Community to the 2006 cy pres petition to the NYS Supreme Court. The false optimism of the fantasy presidential address has been replaced with the stark realities of the administration's Fiduciary Timeline and an attempt to analyze the Board Statement and Summary while they continue to play Hide the Salami.

    Just before the holiday break, the Gang of Six posted their summary of the Community Summit and announced a second set of breakout sessions, so we published a Summary of the Summary for those with really short attention spans - although we certainly encourage our readers to read the original summary, read the full transcripts, and watch the videos, if you are so inclined. Over that break we didn't sit still: we created a a new set of questions that the Office of Public Relations also refused to answer, we wrote about administrators who, through their actions, end up Becoming the Story, and we created a song and slideshow based on Bharucha's "reinvention strategy" called The New Colossus.

    We explain the Higher Education Price Index in Don't Worry, Be HEPI, and created some fantastic infographics in time for the third Breakout Session.

    If this is too much, check out the lighter fare on Page 2 and a serial webcomic, Peter Cooper & The Demons of Debt. We've even added a couple of interactive games to amuse you.


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    Ten One Action Item for the Cooper Union Community:
    Remove Jamshed Bharucha
    Deadline: June 2012

    We are forced to conclude that the administrative action items demanded below will never be realized while Jamshed Bharucha is in office - that the "new transparency" is a sham. The demands are:

  • President lift all gag orders on administration staff, elected Alumni Trustees, and Alumni Association representatives
  • President endorse the Community Summit process involving all stakeholders, not just those "invited" by the administration
  • President state publicly and unequivocally that The Cooper Union will remain completely tuition free
  • Finance Office release the student 10.31.2011 presentation PowerPoint
  • Finance Office release FY 2011 unconsolidated financial information
  • Office of Public Relations answer 11-28-2011 and 01-09-2012 Alumni Pioneer questions
  • Other Resources and Links

  • 2006 New York Supreme Court petition for cy pres relief
  • Audited consolidated financial statements, FY 2000 to 2010
  • FY 2010 Form 990 and spreadsheet of expenses from FY 2009 and 2010
  • Guidestar website Form 990s - full FY 2009, 2008, 2007, more available for subscription, more complete than ERI
  • Economic Research Institute website Form 990s
  • Complete transcript of first half of Open Forum with Mark Epstein
  • Youtube videos of both halves - click on Uploads to view in reverse chronological order
  • Historian Buckley Clarifies the Legend of Free Education

    Since site statistics indicate that readers are wandering all over the Not Nice Music website trying to figure out who the hell Barry Drogin is, here's a Cooper-focused page about the Publisher of The Alumni Pioneer.

  • Money On The Table


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